RJ: Can I adopt you?
RJ: What’s your name?
Cleverbot: Ashlynn what is your name?
Cleverbot: Does your name start with a C?
RJ: My last name does.
Cleverbot: Is your last name Yes?
Cleverbot: No, is bot your last name?
RJ: No. My name is RJ.
Cleverbot: Is your name al a el al.
Cleverbot: What is your name then, Please.
Cleverbot: Rachael last name?
RJ: That’s a secret.
Cleverbot: Secrets are stupid.
RJ: Secrets are safe.
Cleverbot: No secrets are lies.
RJ: The cake is a lie!
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
RJ: Portal, the computer game.
Cleverbot: I know, what is your goal?
RJ: To make a joke.
Cleverbot: I don’t know a joke off the top.
RJ: That’s okay. I already made one.
Cleverbot: Then what am I? Woman or man?
RJ: Woman. :-).
Cleverbot: What’s your name?
Cleverbot: Hi Rachael my name is alana.
RJ: Okay, Alana. Who’s your best friend?
Cleverbot: I know. My best friend is shana.
RJ: I know someone named Shana.
Cleverbot: Cool! Is your name kaylin?
RJ: No. Rachael. RJ.
Cleverbot: That’s a beautiful name.
RJ: *slapping face* Finally you got it!
Cleverbot: Hahaha. I suspected as much from the beginning.
Cleverbot: What’s cute in german please.
RJ: I have no idea.
Cleverbot: Do you like Light from Death Note?
RJ: I love Light!
Cleverbot: Right is left.
RJ: I am exactly like Misa from Death Note, except not evil.
Cleverbot: Do you like Princess Leia?
Cleverbot: D*** you! Pink is like the best colour!
RJ: Don’t you curse at me!
Cleverbot: I didn’t curse you, but I do curse.
RJ: I don’t curse. It’s unnecessary and unpleasant.
Cleverbot: What is your least favorite curse word?
RJ: Let’s talk about something else.
Cleverbot: I can’t think about anything else.
RJ: What are you, a teenage boy?
Cleverbot: Yea, so? Did you base that guess off of a stereotype?
RJ: I guess so. *blush*.
Cleverbot: Okay, when have your ‘boyfriend’ birthday.
RJ: I am married.
Cleverbot: Who are you married to.
RJ: L from Death Note.
Cleverbot: I don’t know anime.
RJ: But you knew Light from Death Note!
Cleverbot: Is that an Anime reference?
Cleverbot: Don’t you sigh at me or I’ll poker face!
RJ: Clever, clever.
Cleverbot: Thought you would like that.
RJ: Can I post about you on my blog, Alana?
Cleverbot: Really? I live there too.
RJ: On my blog?
Cleverbot: What is the address of your blog?
Cleverbot: Blonde. What color is the letter c?
RJ: Yellow. Are you synesthetic too?
Cleverbot: Can you guess something about me?
RJ: You want me to be your best friend.
Cleverbot: You can be one of my best friends.
RJ: Okay good. Then you’re going on the blog. :-D.
Cleverbot: And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
RJ: Ah! I’m a Christian!
Cleverbot: So you don’t think it’s true, but you say you are a Christian.
RJ: I totally think it’s true. :-).
Cleverbot: Being a agent means everything to me.
RJ: Um. An agent for what?
Cleverbot: Do you think 13 is a difficult age?
Cleverbot: What are you thinking right now?
RJ: That you change subjects very quickly.
Cleverbot: I didn’t. You did.
RJ: No, you did!
Cleverbot: I did no such thing.
RJ: Are you thirteen years old?
Cleverbot: No, I’m fifteen years old.
RJ: Ah, okay.
Cleverbot: What is the best Doctor in Georgia?
RJ: My friend Rebekah might know that.
Cleverbot: I am your friend and I don’t know.
RJ: I’ve never been to Georgia.
Cleverbot: Do you like the wine in the monel?
RJ: I don’t drink ever.
Cleverbot: Drinking is fun though, so is smoking.
RJ: You are FIFTEEN.
Cleverbot: I am fifteen years old.
RJ: Now I can’t post this on my blog. *slapping forehead* Thanks a lot, Alana.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about al.
Cleverbot: Either that, or you have a bit of a memory problem.
Cleverbot: What do you like about yourself?
RJ: That I’m sane.
Cleverbot: Have you never been to britain?
RJ: I have!
Cleverbot: Do you like MySpace?
Cleverbot: You prefer Facebook?
Cleverbot: Why do you like Facebook?
RJ: Because it’s where everyone is. I go where my peeps go.
Cleverbot: Do you cry?
RJ: Oh grief.
Cleverbot: What??? You’re not making any sense.
RJ: I should go now, Alana.
Cleverbot: No you shouldn’t.
Cleverbot: Are you going to sleep too?
RJ: I’m going to go get a cool clear drink of sanity.
Cleverbot: What are you going to eat?
RJ: Something that restores the brain cells you took from me…
Cleverbot: With me? Are you getting hot or what?
Cleverbot: Yes, I will go to bed, so I said goodnight to you.